Bitch, I’m Fabulous

Bitch, I’m Fabulous TVI’m Louis. I’m a neurodivergent storyteller with dyslexia, dysgraphia, and a wild, visually vivid brain that works like a sitcom writer’s room with glitter and trauma. I don’t write books. I create episodic fever-dream fiction—part drag show, part survival memoir, part political roast—and I use AI to help me spell, not to think. Here, you’ll get: • Spoken episodes from Bitch, I’m Fabulous • Guest voices and reader auditions • Author breakdowns, chaos commentary, and glitter confessions If reading is hard for you—good. This is for us. If traditional stories bored you—same. If you’re fabulous, freaky, or just feeling too much—welcome home. Subscribe for stories that slap, sparkle, and survive. If you’re vibing with the chaos, support it here: buymeacoffee.com/bitchimfabulous

Intro into my project.

I’m not just telling stories. I’m creating a whole damn fever dream.

Neurodivergent. Queer. Verbally vivid.

I write episodic sitcom-style chaos with heart — made using free tech and a fabulous amount of determination.

https://youtu.be/Df-HpbijnTQ?si=IeNkCrmNArXzXjGe

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0zlfhsyArF708uPnKyhu5B?si=1xt5sFlRSMO-EcyzK3PFeQ

WELCOME TO THE BED HIPSTER FEVER DREAM.

Crafted by a neurodivergent homosexual

with a verbally vivid mind.

These stories?

Loud. Weird. Queer. Deeply human.

Finessed by AI for grammar—but the soul is mine.

Made with:

Free or fabulously cheap tech

because accessibility fuels creativity.

Spelling is negotiable.

Originality is not.

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Bitch, I’m Fabulous 📖

A surreal, queer Sitcom Book of fashion, fire, and finding your voice.

Welcome to my little corner of fabulous.

I’m the author of Bitch, I’m Fabulous—a surreal, emotional, camp-laced story about self-expression, unexpected connections, and loving your weird on purpose.

This isn’t just a book. It’s a movement. A ritual. A wink at the parts of us that feel too big, too much, too misunderstood—and a reminder that too much is just enough.

Pull up a chair, hold your phone, and enjoy the view.

It’s hard to be extra in a world where half-ass is good enough.

Passion project. Sacred sass. Moral reset.

“The Life-Changing Slap” is not sexual storytelling. Felix isn’t here to indoctrinate your children—he’s here to stop bad behavior, critique fashion crimes, and alphabetize emotional baggage.

Look Out for Me. I’m Coming in Episodes.

Speechify ran a story of mine and said it sounds like real people,

like Netflix in book form.

That’s not just a compliment. That’s a confirmation.

I’m writing for people who think they don’t read.

I’m writing stories that feel like streaming.

And I’m doing it in episodes—quick, sharp, funny, fabulous, and deep where it counts.

So yeah.

Look out for me.

Because I’m not just releasing a book.

I’m launching a whole damn season.

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